I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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