i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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