Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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