hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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