Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i out mim tonsoeep
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