For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
