If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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