Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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