hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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