Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I had to cum in my sink.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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