That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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