i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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