i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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