used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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