let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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