TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
