Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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