Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The ass gains better be worth it
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