Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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