yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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