Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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