They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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