Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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