Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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