it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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