Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'm having to shit out rocks
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