I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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