I hope mine doesn't look like that
handjob tips. give me some.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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