i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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