We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have demons in me.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
