I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Randomize
