This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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