btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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