quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my sisters under your porch take her home
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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