New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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