That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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