Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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