What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I made him laugh his dick is mine
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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