yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
