Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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