Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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