so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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