dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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