She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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