I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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