i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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