ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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