I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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