Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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