You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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