I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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