I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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