Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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